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Story Time Kids!
This one's called, Sword Fighting Russians with Captain Morgan

Well a friend of mine, who we'll call Joe (because that's his name) invited me and another friend of ours to some guys 18th Birthday Party, on top of that he told us that there would be a keg and some people Kendo fighting with Shinais. So me being Irish though "FUCKING KING!!" and I told them I'd bring a flask of Vodka and a flask of Captain Morgan just in case I didn't like the brew. The other friend Valeros was cool with that, I mean he's a drinker too, just he's part white part Filipino, not Irish but cool just the same.

Anyways, we get down there and find out Joe had lied to us about the keg just to get us down there. Plus the host's parents were home and so now we couldn't even drink what I had, (out in the open at least ^_^). Me and Valeros shrug figure "what the hell..." and both head outside to Kendo fight anyways (I didn't actually have a shinai but I had my made arm guards and borrowed someone elses, there was like 15 there).

After a few spars I signal to Valeros that there was "something we forgot back up in the room" so both of us head back up with a cup of soda in hand. I took out both bottles and handed the Vodka to Valeros to mix with his Sprite and for myself I had Cola mixed with Captain Morgan. We each poured about a 1/4 of a pint into the first cup and went back out to the kendo fights. Whenever the cup ran out we headed back up and filled it back up. Within 15 minutes we had both finished a Pint (which was the size of the flasks) of our drink AND were jumping around sword fighting inbetween that! So although we weren't drunk our buzz was put into overdrive so much so that we were getting the slowdown effect and the weightlessness feel pretty quickly. Now keep in mind we're not supposed to be drinking at this party, nor were we allowed to, but there we both are, both highly buzzed AND attempting to sword fight. Surprisingly we pretty much held our own regardless of our states of mind and then at one point me and Valeros go up against eachother. (Joe has already figured out that we've been drinking) We both look at eachother knowing this is already going to make us appear to be drinking so as if we were one mind say "Drunken Fighting!!" just like "Drunken Boxing" so now we had an excuse for acting stupid and it worked perfectly, (though I forget who won >.0).

All in all sword fighting buzzed is shitloads of fun, and I recommend everyone try it out just once. We had some great laughs that night, though I don't know if anyone else besides Joe and the host knew we were drinking (the host kinda walked back to the bathrooms to see Valeros, who was supposed to be keeping a lookout being my wingman and all, as I was filling up my cup with some Captain. But he just said "HeyHey, I don't want to see that, put it away". He just didn't want to get in trouble with his parents ya know). We never puked or anything or got alcohol poisoning, but we were acting a little free so I'm sure they suspected something.

That's the story kids, hope you enjoyed it. Just another glimpse into my life for whatever the hell reason you wanted to know, and if you're reading this far down you should know I stole 10 minutes of your life away from you that you'll never get back

Cheers!!